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water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.
Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?
water polo suit by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013
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gillie suit 

When a girl cums, you rub your hands in the juices and proceed to cover your entire body with it.
"Yo man, I was wearin' my gillie suit last night."
gillie suit by Jamison February 16, 2005

System suit 

A suit that you ware in public known as a business suit or a suit and tie. Where you ware it to work in public where no one gives a damn about you and you are just a cog in a machine. And where money is worshiped.
I hate those system suits.
System suit by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

Deflamination suit

Flame fire resistant suit worn by race car drivers who can't speak and/or spell properly.
Chet: Ain't you worried 'bout burnin' up if you's in a crash?

Goober: Nah, I ain't worried. Ma done sewed me up a brand new deflamination suit.
Deflamination suit by Major Jerk January 20, 2011

Zoot Suit Riot 

A code word for the act of de-virginizing a women. Based on the song zoot suit riot by "the Cherry poppin daddys"
"I was singing zoot suit riot last night with brittany."
"Damn, she gave up that v card quick.
Zoot Suit Riot by fixer5588 November 4, 2011

snow suit 

The act of getting head while outside in the snow, in reference to the term wet suit which involves getting head in the shower
Mike: Jenny gave me a snow suit outside yesterday
snow suit by ImAFamilyGuy September 11, 2014