Sniff Safe

1. Any form of a downer kept for the emergency of a bad comedown from cocaine.
2. A fail safe against the comedown off cocaine.

Guy: Chop me out another railski babe, I feel like shit.
Girl: Were all out!
Guy: Thats cool I got a sniff safe, theres a bottle of Zanex and a case of Coors Light downstairs

by Brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011

bed sniffer

A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.

Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.

Oooh dunno if id like him to move in to the gaff, looks like a bed sniffer

freak

by kerbearker January 21, 2011

Nigger Sniffer

Somebody so white, but try to act so ghetto they will do literally anything to try to fit in with ghetto people. They will literally shove their nose up their ass. They are hated by just about everybody.

Tyrone: Hey Curtis, hear about Jack?

Curtis: Yeah he was talking to me about how he used to roll with the Crips. Even though he grew up in the Hollywood Hills.

Tyrone: He was telling me about how he loved the newest Tyler Perry movie.

Curtis: Don't worry about him, he's just a nigger sniffer.

by TheyCallMeBoBo July 6, 2016

rat sniffer

Prison slang for someone who hunts down a snitch.

As the prison’s prime rat sniffer, I’m the guy who puts the snitches in stitches!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

Floor Sniffer

A more extreme version of a Wall Slider except they fall to the floor with thier nose buried into the ground.

Ashley was 150% sure that dante was the father of her baby. After Maury annouced that he was NOT. She ran backstage and fell to her knees and put her nose into the ground as she cried. CLOSE THOSE LEGS FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU WONT BE A Floor Sniffer.

by sbd April 9, 2006

jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.

My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019