Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response
Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."
by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010
Get the Status Ninja mug.A thing or event that is so awesomely cool or terribly bad enough to make you need to change your Facebook status immediately.
1. I think I just saw Mandy Patinkin at the Starbucks! What a status-changer!
2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.
2. I just heard that my next door neighbor popped his testicle while surfing. Talk about a status-changer.
by T.L. Bugg December 30, 2009
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by adubya93 January 18, 2011
Get the status queer mug.A fag/slut that posts quotes or other pre-thought up Facebook or Twitter statuses every 10 minutes - 1 hour in an attempt to get alot of feedback, and then literally brags to people about how much likes and comments or retweets he/she got.
Dude, I got 5 likes all from girls on a Dr. Seuss quote I copied and pasted on my Facebook status. I'm getting so popular dude all the bitches want me because my Facebook statuses are slick. I'm about to tell my mom about how all these girls blow up my statuses and I'm the fuckin man now. Then I'm gonna post another life quote and drive all the bitches wild for me
.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.
(Based on true events)
.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.
(Based on true events)
by Mista Deeeez August 19, 2011
Get the Status tryhard mug.A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
Get the Status quo joe mug.This term originated on the site bustabit. It is used to describe a person whom when tasked with an objective pussies out and runs away. An insult which is more harsh than just simply just calling them a pussy.
A wealthy man feeling charitable hands a bum $100 at the roulette table to place all on black with promise of an additional $200 to keep if lost. The bum begins to weep and walks away with the $100. He's a stansmirnoff.
by Shilro September 6, 2020
Get the StanSmirnoff mug.is when someone doesnt even need to make moves on someone becuase there so mac that the people come to them. better than pimp status because pimps have to work
by liziface September 25, 2007
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