squicken

a half chicken half squirrel that really stoned people laugh at

bwakchatterchatter squicken

by masterchief 2117 January 17, 2011

squire

Two Definitions

A.a little bitch

B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".

"Dood stop being a squire."

"Close your legs you smell like squire."

by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 28, 2006

Squirell

A slang term for a female rower from New Zealand who displays no capacity for rational though apart from thinking about nuts. Often used to describe novice athletes when they make very basic mistakes.

Look at the crew full of squirell's who have sunk their boat.

by MT!!! January 14, 2008

Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.

I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.

by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011

squick

An onomatopoetic representation of the sounds produced from various sex acts. This includes, but is not limited to, ejaculation, penetration, masturbation, and oral sex upon a male. It is sometimes used in place of 'spooge'or 'splurt' as a sound-effect, but not always.

When vocalized or pronounced, it is similar to the sound of hacking up phlegm, but with a little bit more of a sibilance at the beginning of the sound-effect, and less of the usual hard 'h' sound.

This soud-effect is sometimes used in reply to seeing or hearing something that would, in the viewer's opinion, lead to or be worthy of any of the aformentioned sex-acts.

Bradford: Hey, look at that hot thang in the miniskirt!
Ollie: Squick! Squick-squick!

Fortinbras: Aw, nerts. The sound's out on the telly.
Magda: No problem! I'll supply the dialogue! Squick-squick-squick...
Fortinbras: Hey, that's sick!
Magda: Come on! You've never thought Mary Tyler Moore needed a little more pizazz?

by Tin Monkey October 5, 2005

squirming

When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.

falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!

by Mrsd January 20, 2015

squicken

Squid stuffed with chicken.

My wife made squicken the other night, it was quite good.

by Michael Webb January 23, 2004