Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squisher December 14, 2008

squishings

to extend a greetings.
squishings can replace the words of farewell and goodbye, with a larger feeling of emotion

im going now, squishings

by lord bobo the manly sexilicious pirate ninja hobo clown September 1, 2006

Squihad

(Skwee-hawd) Broken, twisted, messed up, not quite right. Often refers to inanimate objects.

This morning, my hair was so freaking squihad!

What's the matter with those binoculars? Oh, they're just a little squihad.

by _pooty_ July 21, 2005

squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.

"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."

by Cum Pump January 19, 2016

squizhy

when something is really squishy and soft it becomes squizhy

Person 1: Look at my new dog it is so squizhy
Person 2: is much squizhy :)

by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 2, 2022

squishmallow

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022

Nig Squish

it is when two midget black people squish there but cheeks together while farting and ejaculating.

Dude, did you see those people nig squish at megans party last week?

by Linqk July 8, 2012