When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.
"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."
by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018
Get the Squid Squirtmug. by IstubmytoeSohardBroski October 6, 2021
Get the Squid Gamemug. by telli May 13, 2005
Get the Squid Lovemug. The act of inserting all 5 fingers into the vagina or anus. Once fully inserted to wrist, rapidly open fingers to a claw (fingers spread), And yell (in a deep disgruntled tone) "SQUID JAG!"
Oi, mate. I had a great night last night with Jenny, until I tried the squid jag. Would have got the boot, but the Bitch couldn't get me out. Took me 5 minute to untangle.
by Old Mate Squid August 30, 2017
Get the Squid Jagmug. Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''
Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!
by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019
Get the Squid Pornmug. by @bigsammy610 February 27, 2018
Get the Squid Beakmug. a ventilation device designed by Clint Price , Jim Wymer , Pat Bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower
by Clint Price September 2, 2008
Get the baltic squidmug.