squatle

When you squat and waddle at the same time

That man just did the squatle

by Sûp December 5, 2020

squatshitter

A person who squats while shitting. A very cool person who is just built different and knows what the superior way to shit is. Normaly this person is either slavic or a bit crazy.

Bro 1: Yooo bro what are you doing squatting on the toilet?
Bro 2: Bro don't you know? I'm a squatshitter, I'm taking a fat shit rn

by TheChosen-Wan December 24, 2020

Squats

A flexible word, like Fuck, it can be used like ‘that slaps’, but also can be used in a shady sense to refer to the fake-ass yoga-pant-wearing style common with Karens

What’s that?
-Tangerine Seltzer. Shit squats

I heard you got HPV?
-Yeah, fucking squats

by maaaannnn January 26, 2021

squat thrusts in the cucumber patch

One of the greatest ways to say you've participated in sexual intercourse

friend: did you take that girl from the bar home last night?
you: yeah! Did some 'squat thrusts in the cucumber patch' if you know what I mean...

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

squatijike

A squatijike is a mammal made by Wilbur Soot with 4 hooves, 2 arms, a giant head, and an absolutely ripped body.

Look at that wild squatijike over there!

by Chocolate Waffles May 28, 2021

squats

The best gym exercise to prevent you from having chicken legs.

- I wanna see 10 squats in the chat right now ApuSquats

by ifbeefreadsthisxD September 6, 2021

Squadarooni

A way to refer to the Squad with all the swag of Ned Flanders.
Pronounced - Squad-a-roony

“Hey Squadarooni ,what’s everybody been up to ?”

by CodeGrack November 17, 2021