speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 7, 2020

Absolute speed

Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.

That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.

by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018

Speed force

The speed force is a sorce of energy that powers a speedster like flash kid flash or jay Garrick there is also the negative speed force that is the sorce fo the reverse flashes speed the speed force is very powerful it can let a speedster travel through time as well as visit different earths and of course let you travel at super speeds it has been around since the beginning of time and so far has no limits of speed.

Through that thing into the speed force.

by Reverse Savitar August 17, 2018

Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.

The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.

by PersonL October 26, 2010

Speed-waddle

The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do

Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.

by boexe August 28, 2017

Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.

Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.

by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022

speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.

I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.

by The Sub February 25, 2005