speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb April 10, 2009

Accepted Speed

The speed that drivers really go on a road vs. the speed limit.

The speed limit on Coors is 45, but between Paseo and Montano the accepted speed is 60.

by PersonL October 26, 2010

speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 7, 2020

Absolute speed

Absolute speed also known as maximum speed is a theory about how anything with mass moves through multiverse spaceat speeds faster than light which constantly increase. Due to lack of friction (because there is no atmosphere), gravity and changes in physics or lack of them this is possible. This theory also tells that everything travels with absolute speed not just light so we can say that everything travels as fast as light (since the speed of light also increases) or faster. Because this speed is constantly increasing we currently can't mesure it since we don't know the entry speed.

That piece of paper travels through the multiverse space at absolute speed.

by Yesverymuch December 18, 2018

Speed force

The speed force is a sorce of energy that powers a speedster like flash kid flash or jay Garrick there is also the negative speed force that is the sorce fo the reverse flashes speed the speed force is very powerful it can let a speedster travel through time as well as visit different earths and of course let you travel at super speeds it has been around since the beginning of time and so far has no limits of speed.

Through that thing into the speed force.

by Reverse Savitar August 17, 2018