speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.
I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon December 01, 2021
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half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
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Speed Packing

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.
Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022
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Speed Duel

1) A type of duel between 2 individuals on d-wheels (a type of motorcycle) involving the use of yugioh cards and speed counters. A special rule involves banning the use of spell cards, which in turn are replaced with speed spell cards, which use speed counters to activate their effects.
2) A special type of yugioh duel used in Japan which involves special rules:
5 card extra deck
20-30 card main deck
4000 life points
3 monster zones

3 spell/trap zones
(This is similar to the duel links playing style)
I challenge you to a speed duel!!!
by S.H.A=NoWeakness April 13, 2017
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Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.
Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!
by nazi bitch May 08, 2020
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speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.
"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."
by Capt. Ginger July 02, 2017
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