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Special Projects

The department that serves as a holding place for employees queued to be fired or layed-off.
You better get your act together or you'll wind up sharing an office with Bruce over in Special Projects.
by Godspan May 11, 2010
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Special Kiss

A blow job. Often used as a nicer sounding word than "oral sex". Made popular by Kane from "The Kane Show" on Hott 99.5
Her boyfriend asked her to give him a special kiss.

Guy: "can i have a kiss?"

Girl: "sure"

Guy: "How about a special kiss?"

Girl: "fine"
by iloveagoodblow August 14, 2010
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Kobe Special

Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.

Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.

Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.
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(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):

Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.
by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009
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Special Actin'

Carrying on as if one were privileged. Being especially sensitive to room temperature and/or asking for fruit when ordering fast food. Requesting that car windows be rolled down when blunts are being smoked.
Alex, eat your pasta. Everyone else ate pasta! We aren't going to go buy any damn eggs!! You're so special actin'.
by Hotlikeafirethugsdesire July 22, 2009
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Taren Special

At first sight, one may think this is a dinner item at a mom & pop greasy spoon. However, you would be grossly discouraged to find this is incorrect.

The proper definition of this term is in relation to fellatio received in a vehicle. However it goes deeper than that. It gives reference specifically to a chica with a "spitter". To put it in simple terms, it is to receive road head from a latina girl who utilizes an empty diet pepsi can to spit the semen into.
Yo.... this bitch I was mackin at the club straight pulled a Taren Special on my jock... hells yeah......
by prpsjeans January 16, 2010
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Soup Special

To put hot/warm soup in ones anus and for ones partner to eat it out with a spoon,straw, or sucking it out.
Cody gave Sara a soup special, during lunch at school.
by whiteymccrackerhonkey November 26, 2010
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The Fry Special

After a girl has given a man a blowjob, she holds the cum in her mouth and has the man turn around and spread his cheeks. The girl then presses her lips to the anus and blows the cum up the man's ass, resulting in intense pleasure.
Tony: Ya, I got the fry special last night...
by Matt Crampton July 26, 2010
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