Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.

Martin kept sharking me awake.

by wiffizzle May 5, 2009

Spanking

Awsome or good

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"

by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018

sparling

One who has a fascination with boys genitals.

That Paul is a right ''Sparling''

by Huffmunky October 13, 2005

merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.

I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.

by Lester Bone December 16, 2011

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

sharking

To engage in overt attempts at procuring a partner of the opposite sex. One can accuse a colleague of sharking by putting your upright, straight hand up to and at right angles to to your nose and forehead, and weaving your head from side-to-side, as if one were a shark in the murky depths.

Billy: (over loud music of club) Quit sharking Tom, you're making a scene, and putting off the girls.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.

by Orange Guber October 8, 2003

Sharking

The act of hunting down the exact same person and repeatedly killing/attacking them in online multiplayer games. "Sharkers" if you will are stubborn, annoying, hackers, and determined to make a certain players life as miserable as fucking possible. Sharkers dwell in first person games such as: The Halo series, Team Fortress 2, Any Call Of Duty game, and Any Battlefield game. How to deal with them: Don't bother fighting them, they will use incredibly cheap tactics, camping, cheats (mods/console commands), and hunting in packs on rare occasion. don't reason with him/her/them because they will probably just make a cheap comment like: Get wreked n00b, MLG biches. usually you can just get people to kick them off the server, but if the sharker hacks the server to remove kicking players or kicking players just isn't allowed. plan A, report said player, send sharker the link of this page and call him out on it, when confronted by enough people, theyshould scurry back to their moms basement. plan B, just leave, yes I know its the biggest kick in the metaphorical balls called your ego, but its better than giving the fagola the joy of constantly sharking.

D1DURM0M(Sharker): get rekt m8 cant handle zeez zkillz n0ob

CALLODUTYFAN45: guys I need help this player is sharking and I cant kick him.

D1DURMOM: L00KS LIK SOMONE'S ABOUT TO RAGEQUIT

*player D1DURM0M left the game (kicked from server for sharking)*

CALLODUTYFAN45: THANK GOD WHAT A DUMBASS

by the hash slinger slashingsher March 12, 2015