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Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around
Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!
by Grod1 January 18, 2016
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soft diagnosis

A sensible diagnosis that has not yet been confirmed through comprehensive testing.
My cat has a soft diagnosis of cancer but I can’t afford all the tests to see for sure.
by bashasrus666 June 6, 2018
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soft bro

A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.

Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.

Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
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soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english
gypo segal is a soft bollock
by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007
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Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.
Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.
by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011
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SOFT MILKSHAKE

How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake
by softmilkshake December 17, 2017
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Soft Gatekeep

saying something sucks so people will lost interest in it
“I tried that sushi spot Kevin said suck the other day and it was really cheap and good he soft gatekeeping us”
by RicoShlong January 27, 2022
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