by Harpartap singh November 23, 2021
Get the sober kahlonmug. A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.
I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
Get the Sober virgin abstinentmug. I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.
Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.
Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.
by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024
Get the Arizona Sobermug. by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021
Get the Boner Sobermug. by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020
Get the Sober as a moosemug. One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.
Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.
by divinelightning January 9, 2022
Get the Asheville Sobermug. Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”
by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018
Get the False Sobermug.