Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.

Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober

by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025

Sober Stevenson

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink

Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim

by Sober Steve August 11, 2019

《¤》Totally《¤》Sober《¤》totAlly《¤》soBer《¤》totallY《¤》

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《¤》Totally《¤》Sober《¤》totAlly《¤》soBer《¤》totallY《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.

" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "

by Those Nuts November 16, 2023

Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Sober

Sober is just not black out drunk

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap

by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023

Stay Sober

A saying used by D’Aydrian Harding because he doesn't want his viewers to follow bad habits.

D’Aydrian Harding fan: Yo D’Aydrian I'm Insert years sober because of your content!

D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!

D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!

by I'm a LeBonBon Glazer! March 22, 2025