Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”
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Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself
Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober
by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009
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Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
by teh_winnahs! June 30, 2009
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Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
by starshine1000 December 15, 2008
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A unique species, comprinsing four male idiots who usually meet on Fridays to hang out and get wasted because they don't have nothing better to do.
Characteristic for a Sobbel is the immense consumption of alcohol, predominantly beer. Other important attributes are (of course) a characteristic round of Ring of Fire which usually leads into total destruction and besides that, sessions with Guitar Hero.
In contrast to that, they understanding of brotherhood and their sense of loyalty can be seen as exemplary.
We can assume that the Sobbels will keep on spending friday nights with above-named activities, and hell yeah, that'S good so.
A unique species, comprinsing four male idiots who usually meet on Fridays to hang out and get wasted because they don't have nothing better to do.
Characteristic for a Sobbel is the immense consumption of alcohol, predominantly beer. Other important attributes are (of course) a characteristic round of Ring of Fire which usually leads into total destruction and besides that, sessions with Guitar Hero.
In contrast to that, they understanding of brotherhood and their sense of loyalty can be seen as exemplary.
We can assume that the Sobbels will keep on spending friday nights with above-named activities, and hell yeah, that'S good so.
Sobbel can also be a general description for a dude who wants to party and have fun with his friends.
by Genius7 April 9, 2010
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Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
by Tizoxin November 16, 2010
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