nigger smooth

Nigger smooth: a task that was executed well

hugh slid across into the room via the wet floor the other night it was nigger smooth

by Ad mall January 4, 2008

Smoothie Queen

Queen at giving good blowjobs. smoothie

"Shes the smoothie queen, she gives the best head."

by AnNiE the SMOOTHIE queen November 3, 2005

Strawberry Smoothie

The mixture of semen and menstrual blood during sexual intercourse.

Leah and I were having sex last night and just after I ejaculated we noticed that there was a strawberry smoothie in between us.

by Laenadhreww January 17, 2009

dolphin smooth

Extremely grotesque hairlessness of the adult male body caused by excessive and overzealous body shaving to the degree of eliminating any semblance of manhood.

Those go-go dancers shave so much they're dolphin smooth.

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Smooth Rock Falls

Smooth Rock Falls is a small town of about 1-2000 people. Some people consider it the "shit hole" do to the enourmous amount of gossip. Smooth Rock does not have many things to do, so many people decide to go fuck with other peoples lifes and end up being rejected by society. Others decide to do and sell drugs to try and make them selfs "popular". Smooth Rock is actualy one of the greatest towns in Canada. It has many summer and winter activites for all ages, during fall they have the anual Truck fest and concerts for every one.

Lets go to Smooth Rock Falls and have a blast.
Smooth Rock Falls is full of bitchs and ass holes.

by miss man November 27, 2011

Smooth

Smooth is when you don't get a ticket for anything.

J.Walk didn't get any speeding tickets, he was just that smooth. It helped that his friends were all cops.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Smooth Jazz

Instrumental pop music that gives jazz a bad name. Only referred to as jazz because many of the people that play it are saxophone players, and as soon as something is played on a saxophone, you can automatically sell it as "jazz" to the general public because many people can't tell the difference. They simply hear something played on a saxophone and automatically categorize it as jazz.

Real jazz, on the other hand, involves things like walking bass lines, swinging rhythms, and a lot of improvisation. There are a huge amount of sub-genres in jazz: traditional jazz, swing, bebop, hard bop, cool jazz, Latin jazz, soul jazz, gypsy jazz, etc.

Person 1: I play saxophone. Most of the stuff I play is jazz.
Person 2: Oh, you mean smooth jazz, like Kenny G?
Person 1: NO! I mean real jazz, like Charlie Parker, Lester Young, John Coltrane, and Wayne Shorter.

by Satirical Poet March 1, 2015