slippery jimmy 

When within a mode of transport fitted with a toilet, and are unfortunate enough to slip/trip over while urinating causing a self inflicted golden shower.

Oh fuck, I tell you what lads, when that bus driver entered that roundabout I almost had a Slippery Jimmy.

slippery jimmy by Destracta December 1, 2017

Slippery Pete 

An individual who excels in the company of women.

That slippery pete is stealing all the ladies tonight

Slippery Pete by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Slippery Slope 

n: the unfortunate occurrence of sweat build up between the cheeks of one's anus. This causes an unsettling lack of friction, and often a concern that the victim has shit them self. It is usually caused by heat and excessive walking, and is often paired with a Slippery Slope. Can be cured with toilet paper or, for the more daring, a self-induced wedgie.

Tim: Oh, butternuts, I stubbed my toe.

Darrel: Shit, nigga, we got bigga problems than that. I got a Slippery Slope back here, and we ain't seen a bathroom in miles!

Tim: I'll call an ambulance.

Slippery Slope by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

slippery doorknob 

A slippery doorknob is the prank, when you put a doorknob up your anus and then you stand back and watch people use it.

Online, I watch videos of people preforming a slippery doorknob, it is funny.

slippery doorknob by aylack, south africa August 29, 2006

slippery slope 

A highly overused cliche phrase used by talk radio jocks, political analysts, and political tv show wannabes.

By voting in Dubya's abortion ban, congress has sent America down a slippery slope.

slippery slope by D33z l33t nutZ June 2, 2004

Slippery Spelunker 

When you shit into a condom and fuck somebody with it.

jim had to shit, and wasn't feeling the whole "sex" thing tonight, but debbie was horny. Jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the Slippery Spelunker.

Slippery Spelunker by Ol Danky March 26, 2009

slippery badger 

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

slippery badger by wet armadillo May 9, 2011