If you’re at school, water or energy drinks. At home; sleep. If you can’t that sucks. But if you’re sleepy there’s no better remedy than sleeping but you already know this so you decided to google it.

I’m sleepy but instead of going to sleep I’m going to google my problems away.

I’m sleepy by Nihilxstic November 4, 2018

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The Sleepy Finger

The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.

Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.

The Sleepy Finger by ticklebear August 31, 2011

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fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

fake sleepy sex by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

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The Sleepy Kid

The kid on my bus who falls asleep.

No one wakes up the sleepy kid.

The Sleepy Kid by Mister D December 1, 2004

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