Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

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skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.

1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.

by krusatyr November 4, 2009

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Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time

When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 5, 2019

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