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fuck simple

long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!
greg let's on amazing life away from each other and when we are together fuck simple :)

mary
by jupiterMary January 17, 2023
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simple crunchy

"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
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Simple

Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022
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Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
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Simple Logic

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!
by A very hot person December 9, 2019
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simple sugar

simple sugar is finding someone of the same gender attractive/cute
I’m looking for a simple sugar, I need a simple sugar, nothing much just walking around till I find a simple sugar
by TheOneFromAbove January 31, 2024
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Simple girls

Girls that will spread legs for you if you take them to a nice eatery. They are often referred to as cheap girls
She’s is one of those “simple girls” ,just take her out and she’ll spread them for you

These girls would do anything for you if you take them to “simple” . They are cheap girls
by Table shaker July 24, 2019
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