by pethead March 31, 2016

*vindicator comes after person*
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him
person1: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! D-:\
person2: *comes up from behind and kills the vindicator with a shovel* HAAAAAAAA!!! D-:<
person1: whoa dude you just shovel slaughtered him
by Female sans January 11, 2018

A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.
"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"
by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.
by Baby Dick January 24, 2025

by Darblonks July 21, 2009

by The bearded-legend April 22, 2018

To dismiss someone in order for them to undertake manual labour. Similiar to : Whatever, Meh, Beat it, Get lost.
by asldkfnlsadfnlaskndflds January 16, 2010
