Dom Sharpe

The guy in the group that is always hanging around with you without being invited. You do like a Dom Sharpe but only in small doses.

Meg from family guy is a Dom Sharpe

by The Giant1 May 13, 2010

amelia sharpe

The most hairy, fugly, dinosaur ever

Ewwwwww is that an Amelia Sharpe

by Alum jack May 1, 2017

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

sharpin out

Getting out of something you don't want to do, but all of your friends are going to.

Man Kory is Sharpin out on us again.

by Zach D. January 17, 2005

Sharpe

A Cheep/Cheepskate in the form of a family. A hoarding, fat, disgusting, wear-the-same-shirt family

Ew! Ur such a sharpe

by Dodo February 26, 2017