Sharked

When you’re epically dissed.

“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”

by Soimmo August 20, 2019

Shapped

When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.

“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”

“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”

by Mozza_ September 10, 2020

Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.

Last night he sharked me.

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

Sharked

To make someone bleed during sex

He sharked me last night

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

sharperest

A word that the YouTuber known as jasonthesmarty fabricated, whilst trying to prove to one of their friends that "Sharpness", in a Minecraft Bed Wars video uploaded by superedgypants69 was the inferior choice to "Sharperest".

Sharperest - Better than sharpness, probably.
"Why try to get sharpness when you can get...sharper...est."

by emopantsu April 13, 2021

Sharpe Academy

A performing arts “school” that radiates the same energy as a pyramid scheme.

A: Imagine paying 25p for a Freddo
B: Imagine paying £10,800 for Sharpe Academy

by JoeyBlowey May 25, 2021