frank seal long

usually of a darker complection, often falls asleep while walking, to have a small penis or no penis at all, coined the phrase if you aint 280 you aint a lady. often syas the word shiiiiit

frank seal long wake the fuck up
i need a body for tow crew FRANK SEAL LONG!!!!!

by a_marine March 6, 2009

SEMA

An exclusive Auto Show in Las Vegas

You going to SEMA?

No, I didn't get invited.

by comet1030 March 3, 2010

seamless

To composite one or more images together using an imaging program (like Photoshop) so perfectly, it is difficult to tell the image is fake.

The photo of Mt. Fuji composited with the ash plume from Mt. St. Helen errupting was so seamless I almost didn't realize it was a fake.

by Maya_Ruad July 29, 2007

Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010

A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005

Sealcat

A funny looking creature, with arms made of noodles. He has fins, but has cat like ears. He thinks that mean things are actually nice, and that nice things are mean. His eyes are round with small dots in the middle and he is always smiling.

Friend - Check out Sealcat, he just killed innocent children using that large piece of glass.

Friend 2 - Haha, he doesn't know any better. Silly Sealcat, You did it again!

by Tommy Tom Tom August 31, 2007

seal snouts

large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.

It must be cold out! That girl has some hella huge seal snouts.

by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008