Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

sclape

This word's definition shouldn't ever be spoken.

"I sclaped 56 people last weekend."

by Berg Felt June 10, 2016

Slappy

A ventriloquist dummy who comes to life when the words “Karru Marri Odonna Loma Molonu Karrano” And those words mean “You and I are one now” he is from the franchise called “goosebumps” written by R.L Stine

It says his name is slappy...
Whoa! Did slappy just talk?

by Hyrule April 20, 2019

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

Slappe

A spastic who lies about being a top shagger to people on the internet because he is a lowlife irl

Stop doing meth, you will turn into Slappe

by Ilicicishot July 3, 2020