schnoof

A term of endearment used to signal to your significant other that they are indeed in trouble for something that they haven't done yet but you are 78% sure that they will do in the next couple of hours that is unacceptable. If it could be translated into an action it would take the form of a butt-squeeze swiftly followed by a punch to the kidney.

Ugh...somethings not quite right...Sophie keeps staring at me and laughing uncontrollably without telling me what in the hard-boiled fuck is going on. Shes up to something and I'm obviously not going to appreciate it.. time to call her out.. "Youd better not schnoof me this afternoon, its as hot as a pair of tits in this car and I'm just not in the mood!"

"Why do you have to be such a schnoof when im doing my taxes online"

by Zaccadacca93 November 2, 2023

Schmoopy

A name for a schmoopy fellow.

“How’s schmoop doing?” (Shmoop is a nickname for schmoopy)

My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.

by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023

Schmoopy

A name for a schmoopy fellow.

“How’s schmoop doing?” (Shmoop is a nickname for schmoopy)

My source: me. I am Schmoopy all great and powerful.

by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023

Schmoop Group

A group of schmoopys! Really in name huh? Nothing cult-like going on here.

Schmoopy 1: are you in the Schmoop Group?
Schmoopy 2: shhh! be quiet! yes I am.

by SchmoopyPoopyTheBest December 24, 2023

schoopler

Someone who poops in shoes, always after a Mexican meal while watching Star Trek The Next Generation.

We knew Tommy was a schoopler when we awoke to find our sneakers filled with poo.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

Schnoodle

To laugh; laughing.

I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.

by Purple-man-who-steals-your-kid May 2, 2024

schmoopa

something your boyfriend calls you when he’s expressing his love

“missing you schmoopa”
“love you schmoop”

by muffinlovessds March 8, 2025