The most handsome and badass man to have ever stepped on earth. Also the only smart Salamanca family member.
Random girl: "Lalo please, take me to the desert with you"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"
Lalo Salamanca: "No Beautiful Lady, I have to kill Gus Fring and revenge my family"
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When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
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Get the greasing the salamander mug.A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
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Used in Sentence.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
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This term came from FilthyFrank's song "Do The Salamnder"
This term came from FilthyFrank's song "Do The Salamnder"
Guy 1- Hey you know Girl 2?
Guy 2- No what happened?
Guy 1- She was Doing the salamander to Guy 3!
Guy 2- She's really that thirsty?
Guy 2- No what happened?
Guy 1- She was Doing the salamander to Guy 3!
Guy 2- She's really that thirsty?
by e d g e l o r d December 10, 2017
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