sausage wagon

'A vehicle which contains a kettle, this in turn, contains three sausages left over from a rained out bux party barbeque.'

Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)

E.g. Someone has a bux party, the party is organised around a barbeque and cricket in the afternoon. This is unfortunately rained out, so the organiser is punished by having three sausages left in a kettle in his car to stink it out. Weeks go by and the sausage wagon becomes progressively worse, without the owner being able to pinpoint the source, even with many subtle hints thrown his way.

by Michael Fletcher July 24, 2008

sausage eyes

The look in a girls eyes when she wants a guy and/or his dick.

guy 1: "Dude did you hook up with Stacey?"
guy 2: "How'd you know?!"
guy 1: "Cmon man. She was lookin at you with those sausage eyes all night."

by amndaddmadnamsdnnadmnandada April 19, 2009

sausage child

The adopted love child of two gay men.

Mrs. Johnson was surprised to find out the root cause of Jimmy's depression was that he was a sausage child. His fathers, Bill and Leroy, were often too busy loving each other to spend quality time with Jimmy.

by PeeperTom October 18, 2010

sausage fest

with a bunch of dudes, and little/or no ladies.

ay billy how was jasons party?
dude it turned out to be a sausage fest, he brought over like 2 chicks and 30 guys showed up.

by conchita December 28, 2005

Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man both sodomizing and being sodomized simultaneously (it can also be done orally). This can be a difficult sex act to perform. If the participants don't keep a steady rhythm going things can easily get out of whack, breaking the sausage link, and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave finally began to feel accepted by the seasoned veterans in their group.

by Colostomy Kid June 1, 2006

sausage fest

A party made up of Only or mostly guys. There will be a LOT of penises..Never go to a party like this.
A few helpful hints:
1. Dont go to this type of party if you are a guy. You will be called a homo.
2. Dont go to this type of party if you are a women. Let me explain. There will be a huge number of men which means a lot of penises. All of these men will want to fuck something beside their hand (they are bored of that) so they will all go for a girl. You have a high chance of getting raped here. (If you are a slut and went went to the party for that reason feel free to go)
Bottom line: Unless you want to get gangbanged dont go to the party.

3. Watch your back and cover your assholes!

Summary:
Sausage Fest = BAD for Everyone

Tyrone: Hey, how was Joes party last night? Lots of hot girls?
Jamal: Hell No! Not even close. It was a total sausage fest.

Bob: Hey I've never been to Mikes parties. Are they good?
Steve: No he never has any hot girls. Its gonna be a sausage fest.
Bob: A what?
Steve: Never Mind just Watch Your back and cover your asshole.

by The War Lion December 9, 2008

sausage-gobbler

A person who enjoys a penis in his mouth a lot of the time.

Haggerty is such a sausage-gobbler!

by James Bell September 22, 2003