'I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night'.
'Why?'
'Lesbian housemates were having sex. Sounded like someone running in flipflops'.
'Why?'
'Lesbian housemates were having sex. Sounded like someone running in flipflops'.
by Sadpastie August 20, 2016

Joel:"Hey Jill, you joining us for the Taco run?"
Jill:"Yeah, fo sho! Where at?"
Joel:"Oh idk, anywhere we can eat."
Jill:"Yeah, fo sho! Where at?"
Joel:"Oh idk, anywhere we can eat."
by domothev December 18, 2012

by Blauhhh December 19, 2019

The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.
Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!
by Meathammer December 14, 2013

When you must rush home in time to make bowel movements, or a chocolate deposit, it is said that you are making a chocolate run.
by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.
I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.
by RHOPV September 15, 2015

The beer shits you get after a long night of drinking the greatest beer on the market, Rolling Rock premium beer. Much like the bottle, it has a definitive green color to it, and, like the beer shits you get from drinking bud light, it comes in waves of 2 to 3, maybe 4 trips to the bathroom. However, Rolling Runs has minimal/no odor, and that's a plus.
by dgafer123 August 14, 2011
