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Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
by mello yello October 1, 2009
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Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.
John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"
by Solrac14 February 4, 2010
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Sho you right!

Urban slang for "I SOOO agree with you." Indicates assent, but also can mean its opposite "We both know better," via sarcasm, in the same way that "I could CARE less" can mean "I cannot possibly care less."
"The government says it needs the equivalent of 50 quadrillion printed pages of telephone-record information to keep us safe."

"Sho you right! (chuckles)"
by al-in-chgo June 15, 2013
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Right Wing

A descriptor of a socioeconomic standpoint in politics.

A common misconception is to assume being "Right Wing" as being a completely defined political standpoint, when really you can be Right Wing on one of two scales; Social and Economic.

Social Scale: To be Right Wing on a social scale is to endorse primarily Authoritarian form of government, i.e placing importance in Discipline, the Armed Forces and Sovereignty. See British parties such as the BNP and to more extreme extent the National Front (NF) and Column 88/Combat 18.

Economic Scale: To be Right Wing from an economic standpoint is to be supportive of what is a traditionally Conservative position; that is support of small central government with more devolved power to individual states (in the USA) and more economic freedoms. It follows that while the economically right wing party supports a more lucrative trade system in which the market is largely competition-based rather than controlled by the government (meaning that Conservatives generally prefer to let competing corporations "battle it out" rather than tax or legislate them), this generally leads to less social values in terms of public services and equality between the social classes. One such party that endorses this view in the UK are the aforementioned Conservatives.

It is possible to be Right Wing in both a social and economic way, or only on one scale, which is why being "Right Wing" should not be synonymous with racism, fascism or simply Adolf Hitler.
"As a Conservative, I believe that public services should be privatised to allow more economic freedom. Therefore I am Economically Right Wing."

"I believe that National Service should be compulsory in the UK. I am also Anti-EU. Therefore I am Socially Right Wing."
by DefineRight May 18, 2010
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i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.
by Lumlotus December 9, 2016
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Off the Richter Scale

Something that is too extreme to be measured. The Richter Scale is officially used for measuring earthquakes; anything above 7 is described as a major quake. Anything "off the Richter Scale" (or "Off the Richter") is therefore an extreme example.
"Man, that surf was totally off the Richter Scale".
by Where's Mike? March 30, 2009
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Turd Honking for the Right of Way

When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.
by Don December 1, 2003
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