King of my Ring

A male homosexuals boyfriend, implying that they partake in bum fun or gay intercourse

'Oh Jake, your king of my Ring'

by Brimmy January 19, 2009

Cissbury Ring

Dated as an iron-age hill fort situated along the South Downs(in the south of England funnily enough), bordering on the outskirts of Worthing and by Findon Valley.
Listed as a site of Heritage.

Its a big hill thats great for such activities including: getting stoned/pissed, camping, all-nighters etc. all illegal of course. Although there is the un-written rule that you do have to clear your own mess up afterwards as common courtesy, otherwise you're just a rude common twat that deserves no respect. As like it or not, it does have great views and its just not nice to spoil it for others.

by Paperdoll-in-funky-socks June 23, 2004

Pudding Ring

A type of gotee that forms a circle all of the way around the mouth area, as if one had just indulged in a pudding cup. Ironically this is a form of facial hair typically found on males who are slightly overweight.

Oliver: So what did he look like?

Delia: I didn't really get the chance to look, I was far too enraptured with his glorious pudding ring.

by Veronica St. James February 18, 2009

Kensington Engagement Ring

A hickey

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

by Turtlehead girl March 31, 2009

Cock Mood Ring

A cock ring that reveals your mood

Deep blue, thats means love-able according to my cock mood ring.

by Eddie to the O April 25, 2011

promise ring

1. A tactic teenage boys use to get with a girl without using normal means
2. One way ticket to vaginaville

I gave my girl a promise ring, and now she's a total nympho

by joemorgue September 28, 2005

Kiss my ring

1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...

1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'

by Nehustan September 24, 2010