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ride the post 

An action word for describing a homosexual.
I think Ted over there likes to ride the post
ride the post by Chicken Tenders January 5, 2009

ride woodies 

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt
ride woodies by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009

ride the money 

just do it when unsure about making a purchase of anything
I always just ride the money when I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a pair of silver jeans.
ride the money by kejr April 5, 2011

ride the avalanche 

A common technique used in midget bondage porn, where one midget pours vanilla/tapioca pudding at a high velocity on two others who are having sex in either the cowboy or reverse cowboy positions.
As Greta was riding Verne, Nathan poured vanilla pudding on them, causing them to ride the avalanche.
ride the avalanche by Chris Keystone September 25, 2011

ride the strudel

when a guy lays down and a girl rides his weiner.
She wanted to ride the strudel for four hours.

ride chocolate 

to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.
Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."
ride chocolate by Zubohoffen December 7, 2013