true randomness

A sequence of effects that has no causes especially finite numbers and quantum mechanics.
Digital computing are unable to compute pure randomness, thus, making quantum computing exclusive to true randomness
by 1m1m0 September 05, 2022
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Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.
"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."
by iBanged Zooey November 20, 2013
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RANDOM CRIT

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.
"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"
by A poor f2p September 17, 2020
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random the money

1) Putting your money in a completely arbitrary order.

2) An exclamation with the equivalent meaning of saying "Right on target!"
"My 3 pointers are random the money!"
by The Fly February 09, 2004
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sam random

a general random person; someone who's name you would not know; someone who's identity isn't of importance or use to a story you are telling; a hypothetical person like "bob" or "joe"... like a john doe. just a general "random" or "no namer".
if a sam random gave you a beer, it was just someone at the party that you don't even really know and probably don't care to know either
Who gave you that beer?
Response: I don't know, just some sam random.

Yo, I was at the park the other day, and I saw these sam randoms sniffing birth control and I thought to myself "someone's going to be missing some pills=babieeees!"

Who told you bobby had a threesome last weekend? (that's pretty sweet)
Response: Honestly, I wouldn't even remember who... just some sam random.
by sexy farmer March 28, 2007
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Random Person

1. A person does something suddenly.
2. A person you don't know.
3. Used in my examples, usually based on definition 2.
Random Person: "Hi. "
by 17G December 06, 2011
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Random Housing It

Parking a car in front of a random house to have sex or some other sexual act. Best if done at night and on a street with no street lights.
I like random housing it.

Last night me and Joe random housed it.

Do you want to random house it?
by SHHHH!!! June 05, 2006
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