Skip to main content

Random booty

It can apply to a one night stand or anything hella random is random booty
"Yo I just had some random booty last night, that s**t was cray"
by Johnny cash 415 February 6, 2015
mugGet the Random bootymug.

random weird

A person who says real weird random things without knowing it and later finds out how weird and random it was
that darragh one is random weird isn't he, he said I was like a sister and I'm a dude
by it's me JC! June 16, 2009
mugGet the random weirdmug.

random the money

1) Putting your money in a completely arbitrary order.

2) An exclamation with the equivalent meaning of saying "Right on target!"
by The Fly February 9, 2004
mugGet the random the moneymug.

RANDOM CRIT

A retarded game mechanic in tf2 that wipes people off the face off the fucking earth because some Demoman thought it would be funny if he shot a pipe over this building little did he know it direct hit me for 300 damage and kills a poor f2p soul.
Valve, remove this, please.
"BULLSHIT!, HE'S LIKE 500 METRES AWAY!... Oh wait it was a random crit"
by A poor f2p September 17, 2020
mugGet the RANDOM CRITmug.

sam random

a general random person; someone who's name you would not know; someone who's identity isn't of importance or use to a story you are telling; a hypothetical person like "bob" or "joe"... like a john doe. just a general "random" or "no namer".
if a sam random gave you a beer, it was just someone at the party that you don't even really know and probably don't care to know either
Who gave you that beer?
Response: I don't know, just some sam random.

Yo, I was at the park the other day, and I saw these sam randoms sniffing birth control and I thought to myself "someone's going to be missing some pills=babieeees!"

Who told you bobby had a threesome last weekend? (that's pretty sweet)
Response: Honestly, I wouldn't even remember who... just some sam random.
by sexy farmer April 3, 2007
mugGet the sam randommug.

Random Person

1. A person does something suddenly.
2. A person you don't know.
3. Used in my examples, usually based on definition 2.
Random Person: "Hi. "
by 17G December 6, 2011
mugGet the Random Personmug.

Random Housing It

Parking a car in front of a random house to have sex or some other sexual act. Best if done at night and on a street with no street lights.
I like random housing it.

Last night me and Joe random housed it.

Do you want to random house it?
by SHHHH!!! June 11, 2006
mugGet the Random Housing Itmug.

Share this definition