Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"

by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008

Peter Puffer

One who smokes pole.

Marty is a peter puffer.

by FAQ2 February 23, 2004

Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018

Peter Jennings

a Canadian journalist and reporter for America's ABC News for several years. He caused a stir a few years ago when he said that a recent tune by jingoist Toby Keith is not in the spirit of American holiday the 4th of July (Independence Day). Well, he was right - July 4 is a celebration of American independence and freedom, not war. A lifelong heavy smoker, he died of lung cancer in 2005. RIP Peter Jennings.

In late August 1997, I was going to watch ABC Night Line on tv at midnight, then hit the sack. It gave live coverage of the funeral of Mother Teresa in India. Peter Jennings gave an excellent unbiased coverage of the event, and you could see by the diversity of the audience how well respected and greatly admired Mother Teresa was. There were Sikhs, Buddhist monks, Hindu clergy, Orthodox Christian clergy, Jewish rabbis and many more. Jennings interviewed a Lutheran pastor, a Muslim scholar and others. He gave no bias in all this, he let the people do the talking. It went on all through the night, not ending until about 6 AM Eastern Time. Peter Jennings did a great job of covering this event. He was not a programmed doctrine-spewing mannequin like many reporters on many other networks. He was not a "pop news" airhead.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 29, 2007

peterbilt

stud, strong, macho, manly; like the guys who drive the trucks of the same name.

The girls all fell for Mike because he was a real Peterbilt.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

Peter

A Peter is awesome. A Peter is funny. A Peter is the guy you turn to who essentially is your non-gay gay best friend (or NGGBF for short). Every girl wants one, and every girl that has her own Peter is eternally grateful for him. Some might even call him a "Good Luck Chuck", which may be true considering that after you've had a Peter, you know what to look for in a man from then on out. Though a Peter may be hard to catch since he is widely popular and well liked, super cute in his own charming sort of way and attracts a lot of attention, tends to always have plans, and though he loves everyone, he's very particular when it comes to matters of his own heart.

I'm having such a crappy day, I wish I had a Peter to make me feel better.

If only I knew a Peter, then maybe I'd stop dating such douche bags!

by DixieChick August 20, 2013