Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

poping a juicy

Popping a juicy is when you do anything exciting and you pop a juicy

My water fell that's poping a juicy

by Rigopopinjuicy July 10, 2016

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

pusingus

Regaurding the vagina. The area dwn below, a ratchet girls pussay.

Please keep your pusingus to yourself.

by cipondis December 24, 2016

Poping a solid

Pooping

Where's dad?

He's poping a solid

by Potatovodka July 7, 2017

Poking the Panini

When a human male pokes or flicks his penis to become erect.

"Hey Dan, what did you do last night."
"Nothing much, man. Just poking the panini."

by Frogmilkmann December 21, 2017