A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.
Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty
by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020
Get the porch pheasantmug. by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
Get the Jeremiah/Porch Monkeymug. A lazy and dumb asian.
“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”
by crjoker December 30, 2024
Get the Porch Gookmug. by Harley Quinn Greer December 18, 2017
Get the porch rampinmug. The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
Get the The Porch couchmug. If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.
by relesabe June 29, 2021
Get the Porchmug. During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....
by OGPORCHPANDA July 6, 2018
Get the Porch Pandamug.