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Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
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Paralean

The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs
Dude he's absolutely para and he's about to go smoke he'll be buzzing once he's 'Paralean'
by Gtalbot August 20, 2013
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paralucal

A club, also known to initiates as "The Membership Club". Unique in that, in order to join, you must already be a member.
Richard: What is it that you guys are always discussing?
Sally: I can't say, part of the paralucal club.
Richard: How do I join?
Sally: Are you in the membership club?
Richard: no.
Sally: Well then you can't, you have to be a member to join.
by Olracea VonDelorto November 24, 2013
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paralystuffis

When you're stuck because you want to get rid of stuff that is too nice/expensive to just throw away, but is missing one small part (like a Batcave playset that's missing the Batman figurine), so you feel too guilty to donate it.
I tried to clean out the kids' rooms, but got hit with a bad case of paralystuffis.
by RicoDetroit April 14, 2014
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parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015
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Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce
Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen
by Borg queen January 7, 2017
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paralogize

To jump to conclusions, used mainly by females
This bitch paralogized I was cheating on her, she was right....
by DonniesMeatShack February 6, 2017
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