Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome 

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.

An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario

Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*

Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016

posht 

Origin: Italian slang word. Antonym: Botch. Meaning: a term describing the easiness or the lack of challenge of an action.

1:Mingia bro, that test was a posht. I didnt need to study or nothing and i passed for sure.

2: "why are you always smiling, whats there to be so happy about lifes a bitch" , Nah bro lifes a posht.

posht by Joe Mingia August 15, 2017

posterior funk 

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

posterior funk by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder 

A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.

I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.

Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder 

A potentially disabling psychological disorder caused by a tryst fantasized about for a long time but which turns out to be most disappointing if not grotesque.

It took years of in-depth bi-weekly psychotherapy to begin to eradicate my sad and nearly intractable case of disturbing Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder.

Posttraumatic Fuck Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

postmarital pussy pay 

Another term for alimony paid by a man to a woman, usually until his last dying breath, which is society’s fine for having had what is usually an insufferably unhappy long-term marriage.

First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!

postmarital pussy pay by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

Post Slut Depression 

When someone, typically a girl feels miserable after hooking up or talking to many guys at once. This girl usually seeks validation from guys and plays people to hide the fact that she's insecure and sad deep down inside.

J: wtf am i doing with my life, i feel like a slut no joke
Y: you're experiencing post slut depression

Post Slut Depression by anti-clock-wise May 24, 2021