Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Pixcel

Pixcel "Pixelated Celibacy"

A Pixcel is very similar to an Incel with their habitual behavior, the main difference being the Pixcel's perversion of choice is usually Anime, Video Games ETC.

"You have remained Celibate all these years due to pixels, you are a Pixcel"

by ExtendoQuip August 13, 2020

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

porcelain horse

A toilet not fit to be a porcelain throne.

My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.

by Maxgus54 February 22, 2021

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021

Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".

I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.

by BigATB May 19, 2021

Pricelle

Lots of things going on its mind.

"I can't sleep because I'm so pricelle"

by Heckerooni June 7, 2021