wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
by cassius$ July 19, 2006
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Minge Pilot

A person who likes going down on women regularly.

Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.

Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.

It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!

Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!

Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
by Mrtittybojangle January 09, 2014
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Pyro Pilot

Pyro Pilots, people who fly the pyro, a jet from GTA V Online.
Pyro pilots are also extremely gay, most like men. P.S if you fly it your gay (nothing wrong with liking men but you like men)
That dude is a pyro pilot careful, he also likes men
by NekoMikoYe February 04, 2022
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Amateur Pilot

Another name for one who is middle eastern.
As a man with a turban walked by he screamed "Run for your lives its an Amateur Pilot!"
by Urban Informer May 29, 2007
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pilot dress

A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit
Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"
by BJ Titzengolph August 04, 2017
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pilot the dune

According to legend Pilot the Dune referst to a French wartime firefighter pilot named Pierre LaDune. As a firefighter pilot, his main duty was dropping water on fires. He was known as Pilot: LaDune, or Pilot the Dune, if you will. Whenever he would drop water to extinguish fires he thought of it as "raining", and when it rained, he felt love. Stoner rock band Slo Burn based the title and theme of their song 'Pilot the Dune' on Pierre LaDune.
"It's hot in here. I'd love to rain like Pilot LaDune / Pilot The Dune."
by Prizefighter December 09, 2016
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Dick head Auto-Pilot

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person
People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot
by LoverofDilfs July 24, 2023
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