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Pillow text

Similar to pillow talk except the two lovers are separated by distance and the sweet talk is done via text. Usually occurs just after masturbating for the night.
After Kyle masturbated to thoughts of Maria's pretty pussy, he started up a pillow text session with her that went until 3:30am.
by Sweet pollo January 2, 2009
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pillow job

Smothering your sex partner with a pillow while humping that same pillow
I gave that trick a nasty pillow job last night. And didn't call her back
by thuglige4 June 13, 2015
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chastity pillow

A pillow placed between members of the opposite sex (or of compatible sexualities) when sharing a bed for the evening. This pillow is intended to explicitly communicate the desire to abstain from sexual activity of any type, making it "safe" for platonic bed-sharing.

Same as pillow partition, but more used for people who are in relationships and don't want to cheat -- but would totally consider it if they were single.
Male friend: You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the couch.
Female friend: Don't be silly. We'll just put a chastity pillow between us and I'll try to keep my cold feet off you.
Male friend: If you say so.
by thwalker September 9, 2012
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pillow gift

When you take a shit on someones pillow as a surprise for them to find.
I left a pillow gift for Steve.
by Judester June 29, 2008
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pillow peeler

1) A woman that grips on to pillows while having sex with her ass hiked up in the air (doggy style) and achieves such an orgasmic state that she unknowingly peels the pillow case right off of the pillow.
2) An orgasm achieved by a woman while in the doggy style position that is so intense it causes her to peel the pillow case off the pillow she is gripping on to.
1) I love boinking that girl because she is such a pillow peeler.
2) That orgasm I had last night was a serious pillow peeler.
by slipkid June 13, 2006
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Pillow Vagina

A plethora of pillows placed around the head while napping and/or sleeping. Consists of the base pillow that you would usually sleep on, then a fuckton of randomly-placed pillows above. Air hole not required, but is encouraged.
Make me a pillow vagina. I'm gonna nap till the next Triassic Period.
by flyingoneeyedpissant April 7, 2011
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tit pillow

When a horny man or boy voluntarily sticks his head in an unexpecting girl or womans breasts
Man that whore let him tit pillow her.
by goodboi December 19, 2008
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