Perfucked

When something is both Perfect and Fucked at the same time

Person 1: I managed to get a ball in the hole with an awesome shot in pool, but then the white ball went in
Person 2: Mate, that’s perfucked

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 29, 2025

Percussionist

The people at the back of the band that either have horrible lung capacity or just don’t want to actually put effort into playing a real instrument. They are usually either easily ragebaitable or just don’t really care.

Trumpet: dude percussion is so easy all yo do is hit stuff.
Percussionist 1: NO! PERCUSSION IS WAY HARDER THEN YOU THINK IT IS! IT REQUIRES A LOT OF SKILL, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH…
Percussionist 2: yeah lol.

by IAmDefinitelyARealPerson October 15, 2025

ass perfume

literally farts
but more gentle

Oh Shit Man!
Elena Sprayed Her Ass Perfume At Us Again!

by Berius June 6, 2016

Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.

Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.

by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017

Testicle perfume

What it smells like in a man's underwear

SMELL MY TESTICLE PERFUME BIITCH.

by 6969 fortnite 6969 May 28, 2018

BRICKED PEDOUP

Showed off an ERECTION PEDOPHILE style.

Only in the FUCKING mental hospital this BRICKED PEDOUP takes off his covers in PRIAPISM proudness condition which resulted from that TRAZIDONE 300 dose they gave him.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

Dickerson Percussion

Founders of awesomeness and the stupid trash can piece

“Dickerson percussion is the best@

by Enbyemersonnnnn October 9, 2021