William Paterson University

This school is definitely not known for its strong academic standards, and the kids who go here hardly made 1000 on their SATs, if at all. Although it can be fun from time to time because drinking and smoking is huge in the dorms, and there's the occasional frat party (they kick ass in the beginning of the year, then die down), the weekends are boring because most people go home to work or they're just bored. If more people stayed on campus, it wouldn't be so boring, NOW would it??

The kids here weren't the brightest of the bunch in HS (besides me - top 10% of my class, what what!). They don't even know who William Paterson was, or what a Pioneer (our mascot) is. However, most of them are kick ass and chill people who know how to have a good time when they want to.

William Paterson is a party school, a step above community college, five steps below your average state school.

by WPU - WE PREGAME harder than U party July 20, 2008

pattern b

1.When something is stupid, or somebody is being stupid. Basically, when you don't like someone/something.

2.A term used in extemporaneous speaking for the group of speakers.

1. Gabby: What did you think about Glenbrooks?
Will: IT WAS SOOOOO PATTERN B!!!! BUT HERSCHEL PATEL IS PATTERN A!!!!

2. Charlie Metzger WON GLENBROOKS BECAUSE HE WASN'T IN PATTERN B.

by HERSCHELISGOD November 26, 2006

Robert Pattinson

Starred as Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and is now famous for playing the character Edward in the popular (and overrated) Twilight series.

Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.

I can't believe they picked Robert Pattinson to play Edward!
He's not that bad.
Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.

by NoBorders99 November 15, 2009

Robert Pattinson

sex

Robert Pattinson is sex

by websterlee8 March 15, 2009

Peterson Box

(n) the act of smoking the buds of a cannabis plant with your friends until the point of euphoria. This is followed by turning off all the lights and turning on a strobe light in a fairly small sized room. Then, have everyone stand on one side of the room except for one individual. then have one person on the side of the room with the multiple people light a lighter. this subsequently makes the strobe light slow motion effect disappear to the people around the light. however, the person by his/her self is still under the effect of the strobe light. At this point, have one person put the individual in "the box" this is done by making an invisible square around the person's head at which point everyone in the room becomes instantaneously silent and move their lips. (if there is music playing turn that off too.) This makes the person think they are in an invisible sound proof box, however they are also in a strobe light world as well adding an extra dramatic effect since to him he is the only person in the room moving like a stop motion film character because of the strobe light.

We totally put Nick in the Peterson Box last night, and he was freaking out.

by thepaul15 January 19, 2009

Peterson

A combination of the words "pet" and "person."

Hilton: Hey, check out my sweet pet monkey.
Ken: Monkeys are kind of like people.
Hilton: So I have a pet person?
Ken: Yes. A peterson.

by Hilton S. August 31, 2008

Paterson, NJ

Once one of the mightiest industrial cities in the world this city has become a typical stinking, crack infested, deteriorating northern Jersey cesspool of minority underachievement and jihadist terror cells. The "Great Paterson Falls" looks like Willie Wonka's chocolate river waterfall placed in an urban setting.

Aren't there a lot of whores in Paterson, NJ?
Paterson, NJ sucks.
Can't anyone score a dime in Paterson, NJ?

by Samantha Minardi May 9, 2008