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Laura Palmer orgasm

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.
Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”
by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025
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Pick on palmer day

A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.
Oh what is today pick on palmer day
by Unbustednut April 19, 2025
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Arnold Palmer

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.
by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025
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Arnold Palmer

A famous pro golfer whose dick Donald Trump admires.
When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.
by Publius0987 April 24, 2025
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Fallon Palmer

Firm palm pressure to his face while she dismounts after she finishes.
She got her rocks off and Fallon Palmered her way outta there.
by Northern Eiffel Tower May 4, 2025
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Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence
Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer
by The car whisperer June 2, 2025
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Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters
Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own
by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024
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