opportoonity

A chance to either read da funny papuhs or watch animated-shorts humor on television.

Putting sheets of old newspaper in da bottoms of pet-cages is a great opportoonity to have some chuckles.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.

Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

Orford park

Shit hole

You look like orford park

by Fuckoffshithead June 24, 2023

Opportunipee

When you pee because you can, not because you have to.

We've got a long drive ahead. This is a good opportunipee.

This is a good opportunipee before we leave the house.

Hey, this is a good opportunipee. Don't make me stop the car in 15 minutes.

by JRH58 July 3, 2023

Orford Park

the place where shong gets groovy

wow shauns getting groovy at Orford Park

by orford downie August 7, 2023

Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.

I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage

by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023

oxfordshire backflip

when you fuck a man in his ass while he fucks a woman in her ass while she commits a war crime against Croatian civilians

Jack: Isaac, remember party that Landon, Owen, and Valery hosted on Easter?
Isaac: Me, Ed, and Natalie had an oxfordshire backflip.

by LCD Machine October 13, 2023