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Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.
Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.
by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010
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Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.
#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons
by I like lemons February 2, 2022
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Fully-booked

Dan O’Leary’s interpretation of Icelandic culture
He is a fully-booked nonce
by Benspeak7 November 30, 2019
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going book

When you whisper longingly into your significant others genitalia.
I was going book on my wife last night after dinner.
by Hairy ballsac July 15, 2021
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shity book

Teacher: Ok class today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet

Class: *Groan* That's such a shity book
by ObtainedYeti December 15, 2017
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Book Depression

After you've finished reading a phenomenal book you feel lost and melancholic. You want the characters, time, places, and the whole lot to keep going forever like a sitcom or a weekly skit. A book that becomes a part of your life, those are the best kind.
After taking the place card out, Zazzy was suddenly struck with book depression. How would she ever go on without her companions keeping her afloat?
by Zazzy June 2, 2017
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Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items
person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"
by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015
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