SWAG

One of the highest forms of stupidity there is, just below YOLO.

Guy: I've got SWAG!!!
Girl (Thinking): This guy is an idiot.

by Roythedragonslayer June 30, 2015

SWAG

The terrible corruption of the term "swagger"

Idiot: I have "swag"
Gentleman: I have classy swagger

by xXDoritosQuikSkoper420BlazerXx June 23, 2016

Swag

Your overall character, the way u act, dress, everything about you. Swag is something you pride yourself on and you should always share your swag to others.

Dale, Colton, and Sam have awesome swag.

by swagmaster3657 September 25, 2010

Swagging

When you doing something amazing, such as winning something so badly, that you have more swag just for doing it.

Can also be used as an adverb. (Swaggingly)

The Yankees were Swagging so hard yesterday against the Red Sox!
Eminem was Swaggingly amazing at his concert last night!

by Sensei Swag February 8, 2012

SWAG

Stands for Scientific Wild Ass Guess. Pulling and answer to a question right out of your head when you don't really know the answer.

Billy: "Hey man. Did you get the answer to 15 on that test right?

Ron: "Yea. I dont really know how. My answer was a total SWAG."

by asbumpman January 16, 2012

Swag

Swag is the sum of all things awesome and right in the world. Swag or swagger can be obtained by carrying yourself in cretin ways. Swag can be earned by doing courageous acts, doing cool or swaggeriffic things and by pulling crazy shit off with no intention to impress or flatter someone. Messing up could also be considered swagger of said action causes people to become rotfloling. You may lose your swag by being a douchbag and attempting to act cool.

1. (pulls off crazy dance move) "damn bro! They got some swag!!!"

2. (Douchbag wearing sunglasses in a dark club.) "Bro he's tryin to hard. No swag there."
3. (trips over crack in ground falling into fountain making a crowd of people laugh) "now that had swag!"

by Cartdud December 29, 2011

SWAG

Something very important to mention having on your minimum wage job application.

Damn. I better put on my McDonalds application that i got swag and i'm rockin the dollarstore bling, yo.

by frozen canuck August 7, 2013