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Swag
Swag is the sum of all things awesome and right in the world. Swag or swagger can be obtained by carrying yourself in cretin ways. Swag can be earned by doing courageous acts, doing cool or swaggeriffic things and by pulling crazy shit off with no intention to impress or flatter someone. Messing up could also be considered swagger of said action causes people to become rotfloling. You may lose your swag by being a douchbag and attempting to act cool.