Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)

Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!

by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010

modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)

Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line

by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.

Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

maverick

not John McCain.

pro-McCain ad: ....the original maverick!
viewer: wtf?

by a nony mouse October 16, 2008

Maverak

A nickname used by Ford Automobile Collectors for the 2 door version of Ford Maverick with the optional 302 V8 of the early 70s. One of the quicker cars of the early 70s. The nickname is derived from the similiarly performing but more expensive Maserati Merak. The Merak was produced from 1974-1982.

I just dusted a Trans Am with the Maverak.

by Joe Iron June 7, 2007

Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010