Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Radio Mirror Park

Dope (hipster) radio station in GTA V

"Dude have you listened to Radio Mirror Park in GTA?"

"Man fuck that hipster shit, If I wanted that I would have gone to the grand opening of the new goodwill downtown."

by the chewster November 11, 2013

mirror

A girls prized possesion. Synonoyms include reflective glass and anything shiny.

Damn, that chick wont stop fuckin admirin her ugly face in the mirror!

by Nezbit. December 12, 2004

modrobes

the most comfortable pants you will ever own! the ultimate post-modern clothing. invented in the late 90s by saldebus, a true canadian renegade marketing guru, the signautre (and best selling style of) post-modern pants are a basic 65/35 poly-cotton blend, which get incredibly soft and comfortable with wash and wear. popular with both the university set and huge in the rave scene, these pants are further distinguished by their buckle clip and webbed belt. they are still the world's best alternative to sweatpants.

"look at that girls hot ass!"
"yeah man, it's those modrobes"

"you look like a bum in those sweatpants. you've gotta get some modrobes"

by Apb24.1 July 25, 2008

moaron

'Moaron' is another meaning of 'moron' (a moron is somebody who is generally acting stupid or idiotic).
Moaron is not specifically a misspelling, eg. 'lol' and 'lulz'. However, people do tend to spell it 'moron'.
Basically, the word moaron can be used in extreme cases, but usually, people just use it to subconciously prove that they're being morons.

"Hey, what's the time?"
"It's two o' clock...the clock's just up there on the wall, moron."

"Lol, look at the moaron who just posted he's underage on the message boards!"

by Grimaldi October 31, 2007

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

morbo

A morbidly obese person.

Look at that morbo scarfing down that cheeseburger; that's disgusting.

by John Thrasher April 4, 2007